As everybody knows China is taking over the world. It will only be a question of time before the first Eurovision final is held in Beijing! In order to give you some help AM2E hereby present you with the one and only:
EUROVISION PHRASE BOOK IN CHINESE!!!
Who is Lordi?
Lordi shi shei?
Why is the UK song so crappy!
Ying guo de ge wei shenme name nan ting a!
Oh my god! My ears are bleeding!
Tian ah! Wo de erduo zai shen se!
Which telephone number can I use to vote for Armenia?
Qing wen ying gai yong na ge dian hua hao ma tou ya mei ni ya yi piao?
Vampires are alive!
Xi Xie gui huo le!
Wake me up when this song has finished.
Shou chang shi cai jiao wo ba.
Why does Dschingis Khan not join this year?
Cheng ji si han jin nian wei shenme meiyou can jia?
Hooray for our Eurovision commrades in Europe!
Wei wo men ou zhou de tong zhi men wan sui!
This year the Chinese song will be nominated by the central government
Zhong yang zheng fu hui ti ming jin nian dai biao zhong guo de ge.
Pay attention to the pronunciation and you will be well prepared for your first ESC in China! Please give us some suggestion to other ESC phrases you want to have translated!